KIBBLINGS.
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Miss Ethol : " Why, Undo Norton, I really believe yon aro seeing double again 1" Uncle Norton : v Well, my dear yuu sco, you'ro (bio) flho pretty, I like to (hie) see two of yon." Not rnietakon — Bertha: "I knew you wore a litetary mun, Mr Scribbler, the first timo I saw yon." Mr Scribbler : " Did my conntennnoe Bbine ?" Bertha .• ' N-o bat your coat did." Calino's wifo goes out to work. The other day, is sho roproachud him for gottinsr up so late, ho replied, "Ah, madam, I sleep y«ry slowly, and 1 nood in conßequenco much inoro timo for roposo thaD you." A tobacconist named Far had the following painted above his door : — "Tho best tobacco by Far." A rival tobacconist on the other side of tho streot painted up, II Far hotter tobacco thnn tbo best tobacco by Far." Office resources— ."This article on lightning freftkß oui:ht to bo illustrated," said the edUor. " Uavo wo anything ia stock that will do?" " Yes ; wo' have" a '^ont of Ohioese typo." " Good. Run in a dozen lettere."
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XLI, Issue 9540, 5 November 1892, Page 4
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188KIBBLINGS. Taranaki Herald, Volume XLI, Issue 9540, 5 November 1892, Page 4
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