KIBBLINGS.
A littloncDEen«»iiow«nd thon. It ol'slied by thf wlfrt men.
It is not givoa to everyono, perhaps fortunatoly for tho gonoral poace, to bo as ready at retort 08 the critic to whom the following question was addressed by nn artist, Do you think it ifl about time 1 exhibited something ? Yes, a little talent, was the reply. # , „ . , , A young conscript fell sick, ana was sent to tho military hospital. A Dath was ordered. It was brought into tho ohamber where tho invalid luy ; ho looked at it hard and for tome time, thon he threw up his hands and bawlod, Oh, hoavcnß ! I can't drink all tint 1 A man was seen coming out of a newspaper offico with his eye gouged out, his nose sproad out over his face like a piece of raw beef, and one of his ears chawed off. To an officer who interviewed him ho replied: I dMn't like au article 'peared n the pap r last wook, and I went ter Bee the man that writ it. 110 was thar, stranger. You are tho li»htof my life, Bhe said to him as she bid him good night at the front door. >Put out that li» ht, growled her atber at the head of the stnirs. And the ont door slammed.
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XLI, Issue 9499, 19 September 1892, Page 4
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