KIBBLINGS.
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I . The bne lulls himself to Bleep in the buzz'em of his family. A giraffe onn't take a bath without being taken for a. sea serpent. \v hen we say that a man is very intelligent we menn that he agrees with üb. Is thore a word in English whioh contains all the vowels ? — Unquestionably. . Tho world is full of people who enjoy seeing a tin-oan tied to the tail of soras other'mau'a dog. A : " How did you discover that she was a'widow ?" B : " When I asked her * to name the day Bhe said, ' To-morrow.' " " What are you rJoin? for a living nowadays, Goßlin ?"- asked Algy. J "I ■• bweathe, ' replied Goslin, with a weary Bigh. ' ' ■ Fnncle (displaying a coin) : "Do • ' you ' think this is a sham sovereign ?" Janglo (af tor an inspection) : " It looks gilty." ' ' : -^fln't they ?- The fließ from, the skios, when the morning is new, come down; on c .the town and bite me and you. . They '"' do*. , . .' •' ;, i Hum: "You wouldn't olass the hen among song-birds, wduld you ?" .Drub i "Why net? We are all fond of her lay." '
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XLI, Issue 9280, 5 January 1892, Page 4
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195KIBBLINGS. Taranaki Herald, Volume XLI, Issue 9280, 5 January 1892, Page 4
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