KIBBLINGS

Taranaki Herald, Volume XL, Issue 9206, 7 October 1891, Page 4

KIBBLINGS

A lit'.'e cOßsJOnn^ pr-" «"•) then. Ts" dished by tbe ri«-Bt roeiu Clerk : ({ TTpre h a lot of goods for Mr Smith that ought »o bi cont out to-day." Proprietor: "Cnn't do it. Too many orders ahead." "They are not for the Mr Smith who pays cash, but the Mr Smith who has an account here — good deal overdue, too." " Oh, hire an extra team and take them out." flow would it do to have two kinds o r money — a cheap kind for our creditors and a high kidd for our debtors ? The Retort Courteous. — Fussy Old Gentleman : " There's a fly oh your nose, mum." Irascible Old Lady : "Well, he ain*t yours, is he ?'' ; ODE TO THE CELESTIAL. O, Chinnmen, if it be true That through tho pyo tho soul doth shitxe, Them must be much ohliquitv About that silent soul of thine. A Summer Novelty — Shop Assistant : "You, sse, mum, although the red prodominates, the white predominates more so, and yet tho blue predominates most of - all" To the Point—" Don't think I'm gottin' proud, Augustus Denry, because I ain't ; but when a fellow's only got a cent and that Ivjh to do for three persons, he don't want no hungry friends a follerin 1 of him ?"