SLANDERSON THE SEX.

Taranaki Herald, Volume XL, Issue 9194, 23 September 1891, Page 4

SLANDERSON THE SEX.

ft an wuntH but liltle hero b low — He ia not hard t«-ploaß9 ; But woman — b!f88 her little huart — Wants ovc-rythiug she sees. Ape comes to every man, but Fate Is kind to> woman fair, or when Bhe reaches twenty-ei'ht She stops right then and there. A model building — The patent office. Nobody's child — The self-oihde man. Best place for a boil—ln tbe tea kettle. A fisherman's gains" are based on net profits. .•- ■ . ; ■ ' I Runaway horses generally leave sonr.e trace behind. A' very unsatisfactory sort of bread — Tho roll of fnmo Teetotaller's Motto— Don't let your Bfiritß £,0 down. A si^n of good - breeding — getting the priza in a dog Fhow. Them is nothing like a good shorthand reporier 10 "lake' a man down." A conductor of a'tramoar, 1 on 'a newlylaid lino, calls it- "True Love," because it never runs smooth. A morninar paper talks about an "exploded rhyth." We may next hear of a •'pulverised nothing."