KIBBLINGS

Taranaki Herald, Volume XL, Issue 9193, 22 September 1891, Page 4

KIBBLINGS

A Httl« nosßento »o» and then. ' 18 elisbed by tb» vlt^M men. 1 i •, i /. '. '. : Little Horace was telling his grandmother what be had learped id Sunday school. " Adam was the . first man, Methuselah was the oldest man, Job was the ,most patient man. Moses was the woist man ». " W,hy, Borage I" " Yes'm, Le was. He oroke all the ten commaudmenta.at cnoe*"' , ; \ An inf^rbuce—Litrle FdnVy (to her twin sisUr): "Mr Smith kissed Aunt Flora last night. I heard < her say so.' 1 'Mamma f overhearing): "Come to me instantly, Fanny. "That do you moan by telling Buoh a story ?" Fanny (stoutly): "Well, I heard auntie pay .fibb,,d?»d .fipl&eihing: from Mr Smith's ..own, lips, and-what olbb could it. have, been ? : '. x, , T . , ' Miß»£Deqrier — H wonder -wl ois the author. o£lho lines : „.,.,, : Vl'V 1 ' "- 1 '••■ ' " . '■ ' ••" Water,; water everywhere '' And, not a drop to dr^iuk ?" Mtj Juliette Bure x l doa't>now, but they "sound very innch as if they bad been .written by a Bf ndid;onian." , • - • i The Jtistifidhlo K;nd— St. Peter : "Who are you ?" Appliuont : "I'm the Hpiritjof Jonte." S*. Peter :- "You killed a man,' duln'tyou?" Applionnt: "Yep, I did— but he tnmo up and slapped md on tho bqcK I 'and asked oo what 'wnß< the good word." ,B|. Peter: i 1 Gome in." . 5 . v . i