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A little noneenio wv and then. Ts dished by tb« vteeat men.
The man who lots his wife split all the wood many mean well,, but he shouldn't be allowed to do all the talking at prayer meeting. " I know," said a tiny maiden , "I know how to bo polite. You must Day 'yes ma'am' to a lady, and 'no ma'am' to a gentleman." One of the rareßt pleasures in the world is to hear a friend say something good aboat you when he does not know you are listening. A consumptive, when out walking, was accosted : " Ah, my friend, you walk slow." "Yee," he replied, "but lam going fast."
She : " You lack anergy and push. Every man is tbe architect of his own fortune." He : " Yes, bat the girl's futher is the contractor."
A married man should always make it a rule to give his wife an allowance. She always hns to make a good many allowances for him, you know. A definition : A little girl of 7 years was nßked what she lonrnt at school. "I learn poetry." she replied. "Do you know what poetry is ?" " Oh, yee," she replied, quite naturally, "it iB lines whioh end alike, but whioh you don't understand."
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XL, Issue 9191, 19 September 1891, Page 4
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216KIBBLINGS. Taranaki Herald, Volume XL, Issue 9191, 19 September 1891, Page 4
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