KIBBLINGS.
Ts relished by th* rtPOM men. Some scientist has beVn^Jjansiatirig the songs q£ s our childhood, injto-the^ljinsuaEe of the learqe'dl. . The ljttle ' p'ipjtig rhyme' begianing "Twinkle, "twinkle, little star;'' 1 has been changed into tbisjrhetorical blast' from tb.9 trombone : """*""' ,_ 0 : . (;> " Scintillate, sciptillate, globule viyific ; . Fain w6uld I fathom thy nature specific, Loftily poised in ether c'apacionp;'' - Srracg'y resembling a gem carbonaceous! '■'• "What shall we do with our children when then leave school ?" auks a contemporary. Why, give^tfieln? thlsfr^djnners and sond them back: '1 | p £?. Z^M A little girl whe^was given sPdrink of fizzing mineral water the.othpr day, took a sup of it, and like ycur foot's nyae'o,!' o* | 'i \* * « A little girl ca^Moi^^ronvslj^b^tDe first day, and when^askea ho%"B)je liked Boboo 1 , B=t\ A , " There aia't bat one Yankee in the whole school ; thht Tone is John Jonep, nml he ia an Irishman." "Dad can (ttll»t.h»^mefwitbo^tttlopkipK, at his watcV 1 " B "^'*^^^ oll^ 5 ®' ! *'Wlifen ! I nsk him in the morning he sajs it is time to get up, and wh«i—T aek hioi at night h9.flnys.it fa tinno to go to bed. , Chf a.^es.t-ry Wjiugr.are «jon_crj}n|j|a j |)pa^ : little man ?' 11 1 gqtter stiimmich aehp." "Does it hurt rmidn?"' "Oh I dou't ii.md tli.T.« ; but 1 only h:id one piece of pie. CoiiUin't had moro sYutnrrichache 'f I'd eat tea pieces.— ,bop-^b9o—bpo.r!. , ,
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XL, Issue 8994, 29 January 1891, Page 4
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KIBBLINGS.
Taranaki Herald, Volume XL, Issue 8994, 29 January 1891, Page 4
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