KIBBLINGS.
A Inilo noosenss *ow»nii tnrn. In rdiuh«;i^y/ th? yn*M £aiv»
"Coroe, ffeneral," said Miss- Rob ibuJ, "tell n-.tha .etory of your achievouients in th« fiql.-l.". Ido eb lov<* to hear von tulk of iyodrAflf.! 1 , "Aqdjny reward?" aske.< th^i vetirnn. "A kite," returned the ••Well," pjieuhted the jiroen-eyed oiviHfin. who was callin?, " that is a case of gning a kiss for a blow."
In a recent crammar examination a class was required to write a soßtence containing a no»n in. tbe r.bjsotive,, caßel ( ''ne of tbe boya Jwrflte tbe following nontpnce : *'Tho>cow does not like to b& licked." '•What norm iB there iv tha objective caso ?' v seked the teacher. "Cow !" sai 1 tbe boy- " Why is 4 jow' in the objactive ca9e ?*' " 3ecaa9e the cow objects to be lioked." "Awful Cbincoß. — The man who expfcta to got into heaven on hi 3 wife's church membership, or the chickens he fel tbo preaoher on, is takina; awful chances Minnie : "Mr Binx actually proposo-i to me last ntglit. I never wan so Burpii^d in all my life." Mamie: "You needn't have been. His sole anibition is to be thought eccentric." " You may say' what yon like, but Gladstone is the fireateat man of tbie'eantury." "H-u-8-h! Don't epi'ak to loud. Our nriyor is eittiug at the next table, and you might hurt hit* feeliuus."
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXIX, Issue 8951, 6 December 1890, Page 4
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223KIBBLINGS. Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXIX, Issue 8951, 6 December 1890, Page 4
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