He : "Nice night, isn't it?" She : "Yes. goodnight." . Housemaid (new to the instrument) : "Somebody ringin' at de heliophone, maim." "Is Mr Brown at home ?" Servant : "Yes, Bir ; you will find him at his club." Retentive memory : "I fanoy I've seen that face before." "Yes, that's the way I wear it." Many a coffin is covered with roseß by bands that never before gave itß occupant anything but thorns. Yeast : "Do you play chesß ?" Ciimsonbeak : "Well, no ; I can't say that I play it. I work at it occasionally."
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXIX, Issue 8906, 14 October 1890, Page 4
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88Untitled Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXIX, Issue 8906, 14 October 1890, Page 4
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