KIBBLINGS.
A little nonsenw worn and then. Ta rdiobed by th» wiseit men.
"Can you forgive me and love me fctill." said the new-made bride, "when I oonfess that my teeth are artificial ?" "Thank God," cried the groom as he snatched off his wig; '"now I can cool my head." A : " Jones's wife has had no education wbatevei . She can't even read.'* B : " She can't ? Why, she told me that when he came home late the other night she read him a lecture that made his eyes bulge out." Amateur photographer : " I've got her negative, old man." Trippode : "I thought you told me she wouldn't sit for her pbture." Amateur photographer : "I asked her to sit with me through life, and Bhe said • No.' " "How beautifully soft it is," he murmured, laying his hand on her glorious white arm. " How less beautiful, but oh, so tnuoh softer," she tenderly replied, laying her jewelled hand on the top of bis venerable head. Circunißtnntial evidence. — He : " I swear it, Maude, you are my first love." She : '* I beliwe you , Harold, nobody but the merest novice in mutters of tbo heart could have ucted us awkwardly as you have for the last six months."
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXIX, Issue 8800, 9 June 1890, Page 4
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