KIBBLINGS.
A little ccnaonso bo* r»nd then. Ts relished by th<? wisest men.
Bmall rustic : " You can't go that way." Stalwart young lady (out sketching) : "Why not?" Small rustic* "'Cause there's— there's hurdlet." Stalwart yonn? lady : " Bnt I can get over bardies." Small rustic : "And then there's the ball 1"
He waa Sorry too Late — Mr. Younger (meeting Mise Winters on the Btreet) : 11 Why how 3.0 you do ?" Miss Winters (with a cold stare) : " You have evidently made a mistake, sir !" Mr. Younger : "I bog a thousand pardons — I mistook you for jour mother. "I will die for you, my darling," ho exclaimed, paasionatoly. " Will you be my wife ?" "Got your life insured before yon die, nnd I guess it's a go," said Bhe. "I felt bo nervous, mamma," said a little girl, referring to an accident of tho proviona day. " What do you mean by nervous, my denr ?" " Why, mamma, it's just being in a hurry all over." Mamma — " Bobby, I noticed that yonr little sister took the smaller apple. Did you let her have her choice, as I told you to ?" Bobby— -"Yes, I told her she could have thb little one or none, and ebe chose the little cne."
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXIX, Issue 8792, 30 May 1890, Page 4
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203KIBBLINGS. Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXIX, Issue 8792, 30 May 1890, Page 4
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