KIBBLINGS.
A lit Ho nonsense row and then. Ts relished by th» virail mer.
A drink for the sick — Well water. Why is there nothing like leather? Because it is tho sole support of mau.
Age appears to increase the value of everything exeppt women and butter.
It iV a sure Bign that tbe fools are not all dead when n fat man tries to wear tight trousers.
An old maid, spenking of marriage, says it's like any other iliseuse, " While ibero is lifo there is hope." Speukiug of drinking, it may be obBerved that n mau who "c:in take it or leave it alonp," generally takes it.
A beautiful spring — the one the graßShopper makes when he lands just inside of tbe buck of your shut collar.
Little Girl — ■'Miimui-', why doesa't the sea run over, if all tbe water flows into it ?" " Nonsense, child ! Don't you know U'b full of sponges ?"
An Irishman, who had on a very ragged coat, wits asked of what stuff it was made. "Bedad ! 1 don't know," said he ; "but I thiok the most of it is, made of fresh air."
To Houee Cleaner : Never beat a carpet when it is down. N- ver let a grate wear its old winter soot after Muy Ist. Nover try to pick up a. ray carptt-tuckb with your bure feet.
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXIX, Issue 8766, 30 April 1890, Page 4
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