KIBBLINGS.
A little ccnsoßßO tor ond then. Is relished by tb» wisest men. The Yankees mean well, but they say ' " wal." j The good die young. This is particularly true"o£ chickens. He has not lived in vain who finds out before lie dies what a fool he has been. Women rarely are great inventors, though they are often the first to discover new wrinkles. Experience is a creat teacher, but the little tin utensil wo use to rub nutmegs on is a grater. Smith : " Well, Robinson, what do you think of the Mammoth Cave ?" Robinson : • l I was disappointed in it as a hole." C\mrt news. — " His serene Highness has been pletieeil to watch the eclipse, and ban directed tho Lord Chamberlain to t'xprisH his fntire satisfaction with tho magnificent performance." '• What ! is thp Widow Erowii going to be led to tho altar for tho third tiino?" " No, I guess not. She ought to bo able to find her way there by hersalf by this time." The weary brain will plot and plan Some way of duty shirking It's queer how hard a lazy niun Will work to keep from workiug. " Why doesn't that poor eentleman wear an oveicoat, Madge ; husn't he not any?" " Yes, little sister, but ho couldn't got it on over his chrysanthemum."
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXIX, Issue 8741, 29 March 1890, Page 4
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216KIBBLINGS. Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXIX, Issue 8741, 29 March 1890, Page 4
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