KIBBLINGS.
A littlo nonEOBBO bow fturt then. Is idishctl by ib» ■risest men. "When can horso car conductors be made honest ?" asked a member of the Common Council, the other evening ; " I repeat the question : When can borse-m conductors be made honeßt ?" — "Not till the aldermen set them the example !" responded an audicor. — " The case is hopeless, then," exclaimed n reporter. How He "Wnrmß His Slippers.— Mrs Blood^ood : What ! not an open 6repl.»ce nor a 6tovo iv tho whole house? How dues your father warm his slippers, Willie? Willie (uiefully) : Warms 'em on me, ma'am. <s How larsio a house are you goins^ to lmili', Mike ?" asked v gontleman of an Irishman who van about to build a new house. " Oi've Dot decided for sure, sir, but I think it'll b« about twinty feet square by twinty-fuive feet long, sor." A Cooler. — Mowbray : I've somethinK very important to Pay to yon, after tho uirls leave the room. Jessie : On, talk it ri^ht out, do. l'\e promised everyone of Hum to tell them j-ist what you siid when toii proposed, and ihey might as well get it tirsf-hani. Iv Rusnin woirnn are not allowed to prac'ioo iiit-diciue before reaching Uie a^e of forty yi ars. In frte America, every wemun tt-els luis.lf fu!!> qualifi d to practico iiiedic'U' 1 so soon as she owns n budy or c: n borrow ono of her neighbours to (spc-rimebt on.
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXIX, Issue 8740, 28 March 1890, Page 4
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