KIBBLINGS.

Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXVIII, Issue 8535, 27 July 1889, Page 4

KIBBLINGS.

A little nonsense now and then. Is relished by tho irlMßt men.

It isn't so bad to be disappointed in love as in marriage.

A minister one day said in his pulpit : " We punue a shadow — the bubble bursts and leaves ashes ia our bands."

Samoan Products. — Samoa prodoces sugar cane aud hurricane — too little of the former and too much of the latter.

The Melbourne girls may wear glasses, but they are never short-sighted enough to make spectacles ef themselves. " Does your daughter play and sing ns much as ever 1 " Hostess : " Ob, no, she's married*"

There are two reasons why we don't trust a man. One is beoauao we don't know him and the other because we do.

Paddy (to fellow passenger) : " Oi'm siventy years of age, and ivery wan o1o 1 my teeth as perfect as the day I was born, sor 1"

Wife : " Now thnt you have bought a 00 w, who will milk it?" Husband : • Oh. he says the calf does that' So we'll have all the milk we want."

She : " Have you seen the chimpanzees up ni tbe pnrk ?" He : '' Ne ; are they in bloom ?" " She : " Are what in bloom?" He: "Why, the, Jim Paiißies."