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Taranaki Herald, Volume XXXVI, Issue 7297, 14 February 1887, Page 3

A young doctor, having just bought a practice in the suburbs, was waited on by a gentleman unexceptionalJy clad. "Doctor," eaid the visitor, " would it bo agreeable to you to renew the agreement your predecessor made with me? I gave so much for every customer bo sent me." " Arc you the chemist ?" "No, I nni tho undertaker." Doctors Gave Him vi\ — " Is it possible , that Mr. Godfrey is up and at work, und cured by bo timple a remedy ?" " I assure you it is true that be is entirely cured, und with nothing but Am. Go's Hop Bitters nnd only tendajp tig'o bin doctors gave him up, nnu fcuid bo must die," " Well-u-fla} ! It Uiat )h to I will go this minute and gtt Bon.y Icr my poor George. 1 know hope Rro good, 1 ' lieud

Feels Young Again. — "My mother was afflicted a long time with neuralgin and a dull, heavy, inactive condition of tbe whole system, headache, nervous prostration, and was almost helpless. No physicians or medicineß did her any good. Tbreo months a<jo she began to use Dr. Soule's Hop Bitters, with such good effect that she aeemß nnd feelo young again, although over seventy years old." — A Lady in R. 1., U. S. A. Look up Remember this. If you ate sick Hop Bitters will surely aid nature in making you well when all else fails. If you are costive or dyspeptic, or are suffering from any other of tbe numerous diseases of the stomach, or bowols, it ia your own fault if you roinain ill, for Hep Bitters is a sovereign remedy in all such complaints. If you are Nervous use of Hop Bitters. If you have rough, pimply, or sallow skin, bad breath, paius and aches, and feol miserable generally, Hop Bitters will give you fair skin, rich blood, and sweetest breath, and health. That poor bedriddeH, invalid wife, sister, mother, or daughter, can be made the picture of health, by American 'Vs Hop Bitters, costing but a trifle. Will you let them suffer ? In short they cure all Diseases of the stomach, Bowels, Blood, Liver, Nerves, Kidneys, Blight's Disease. £500 will bo paid for a case they will not cure or help. Druggists and Chemists keep. Prosecotb the Swindleks!! If when you call for American Hop Bitters (see green twig of Hops on the white label and Dr. Soule's name blown in the bottle), the vendor hands out anything but American Hop Bitters, refuse it and shun that vendor as you would a viper ; and if he has taken voui money for anything else indict him foe the fraud and sue him for dam&geß for the swindle, and we will pay you liberally for the conviction. mch 7 A Good Remedy fob a Cold. — Ongoing to bed take a dose of Freeman's Chlorodyne in water. The diaphoretic, or sweating action of^this excellent remedy, speedily produces a general glow, followed by a free perspiration, during which the pulse improves in character from a feeble to a full elastic one, a good night's Bleep is obtained, and on waking in the morning the Cold will be found to have disap-' peared. No greater proof of the certainty of the curative action of Freeman's Original' Chlorodyno can be adduced than tbo steady increased sale of it in New Zealand ( where it ia now looked upon as a household remedy for all forms of Fever, Ague, Dysentery, and other bowel affections. In all parts of the Colony it is rapidly superseding Quinine, as it has already done in the tea gardens and coffee estates of India. Insist upon having "Freeman's" only. Trade mark, an Elephant. — Sold everywhere. Obtainable from all chemists and storekeepers. 2 b mil THE BABBIT QUESTION SOLVED. " Rough on Rats" to the rescue ! This article, which may be bad of Chemists, n wood boxes three sizes, cleans ut babbits, Moles, Skunks, Sparrowß, Weasel, Wink, Gophers, Chipmunk, GrouuJ Squirrels, Rats, Mice, Roaches, Flies, Ants Beetles, Waterbugs, Bed-bugs, Moth, Potato-bugs, Insects. The worst forms of Fever, Prickly Heat, Smallpox, and Measles rapidly cured by Lasiplough's Pybetic Saline. "It saved my life, for the fever had obtained a strong hold on me."— C. Fitzgebald, Correspondent of Manchester Guardian, in Albania. Abundant medical testimony enclosed with each bottle. It is the cure for Cholera and pbeventive of most diseases incident to Tropical and Colonial life. It allays thirst in a remarkable manner and cools and vitalises the blood, J. S- Pobdy, Esq., writes: — "I would rather go short of anything th&n this never-failing traveller's friend. a 482 " Rough on Catabbh "—corrects offensive odors at once. Complete cure of worst chronic cases; also unequalled as gargle for diphtheria, sore throat, foul breath. 4— '• Rough on Piles." — Why suffer Piles Immediate relief and ' complete cure guaranteed. Ask for "Rough oa Piles." Sure cure for itching, protruding, bleeding or any form of Piles. 4—4 —

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