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Temuka Leader, Issue 1434, 28 November 1885, Page 3

A showman exhibiting a panorama of some mighty “ unexplored ” river, incautiously replying to one of the audience, who asked if be had himself been there, said, " Been there ? No ; nobody’s been there.” “Bough on C6bns.” Ask for Wells’ “ Bough on Corns.” Quick relief, complete! permanent cure. Corns, wart*, bunions, Kempthorne, Prosier and 00., Agent#, Christchurch, 8 Not a bad answer was given by a sportsman returning from the marshes, when asked if he had shot anything. "No,” he said, " but I have given the birds a good serenading-” Q-ood fob Babies.—" We are pleased to jay that our baby was permanently cured of a serious protraotbd irregularity of the bowels by the use of American Co.’s Hop Bitter* by its mother, which at the same time restored her to perfect health and strength.”— HB Pabbnts, See Advt, A Scotch nobleman of no bright partschatting with the late Duchess of Devon, shire, she asked how it happened that the Scots in general made a much better show from home than in Scotland. “ Oh," says he, “ nothing is so easily accounted for. For the honor of the nation, persons are stationed at every egress to see that none leave the country but men of ability.” “ Then,” returned she, “I expect your lordship was smuggled.” A man going home from his work at a late hour in the night saw that the occupants of a house standing flush on the street had left a window up, and he decided to warn them and prevent a burglary. Putting his head into the window, he called out—" Halloa ! Good peo ” That was all he said. A whole pailful of water struck him in the face, and as he staggered back a woman shrieked—- " Didn’t I tell you what you’d get if you wasn’t home by nine o’clock ?” Homowat’S Pima Liver Complaints.—The digestion cannot be long or seriously disordered without the derangement being perceptible on the countenance. These Pills prevent both unpleasant consequences ; they improve the appetite, and with the increase of desire for food, they augment the powers of digestion and assimilation in the stomach, Holloway’s Pills deal most satisfactorily with deranged or diseased conditions of the many organs engaged in extracting nourishment for our bodies from our various diets—as the liver, stomach, and bowels, over all of which they exercise the most salutary control. By resorting at an early stage of this malady to these purifying and laxative Pills, the dyspeptic is speedily restored to health and strength, and his sallowness gradually vanishes. '