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Temuka Leader, Issue 1204, 15 July 1884, Page 3

The Rev. Mr Spurgeon says in a sermon on family pride, “Remember, rny friends, tat we are all descended from a common gardener, who was given what is termed ‘the sack.’”

Synopsized opinion by the Court : “ These defendants are dismissed. The Court finds they stole a large amount — enough to entitle them to respect. Call the next case.” Bkxmny Meh.— “Wells’ Health Renewer” rci tores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence, Debility. Moses, Moss & Co., Sydney, General Agents. 1 When Bismarck returned from the deathbed of an old comrade, for whose vacillating, impulsive character he had always had much contempt, he was asked if he had been present when he made bis will. “I was there while the lawyer wrote out his last hesitation and testament ; no one could call it a will."

Weils’ “ Rough oh Cobhs.”- Ask for Wells’ “Rough on Corns.” Quick relief, complete, permanent cure. Corns, warts, bunions. Moses, Moss & and Co., Sydney, General Agents, I

A New Hampshire paper says that while a Rev. Mr Stocking was on his wedding journey last summer, he occupied one of the pulpits in that State. He was a very little man, and when ho gave out his text, “She hath done what she could,” the ladies of the congregation smilingly accepted his apology in behalf of his wife, for not having paired herself better.

The “ idiot grin,” much used in society is no less effective than what is called “ the front teeth smile,” indulged in by those who have visited the dentist. Don’t Die in the House.--" Bough on Rat ” clear* out rate, niict s , beetles, roaches, bedbugs, flies, ante, insects, molep, jackrabbitr, gophers. Moses, Moes'& 0p.,, Sydney, General Agents. 1

Conjurors astonish an audience by taking a roll of ribbon from their mouths, but then it is a common thing to see, a carpenter take a hammer and nails out of his chest. From the German ; Rich uncle to his physician: “So yon think there is hope for me ?” “Not only that, hut*l can assure you that you are saved,” “Very well, I wish you would inform my nephew, but break the news gently to him."

The demand for the great • American remedy, Hop Bitters, in this part of the world has become so great that the Hop Bitters . Co., whose headquarters are at Rochester, New York, U.S.A., have been compelled to open a laboratory, in Melbourne It will be in charge of Mr M. H. Yan Bergb, a gentleman of several years’ experience with this Company and the trade may bo assured of receiving goods equal to the parent house, and the most courteous treatment. The H.8. C0, have establishments at London, Paris, Antwerp, Belgium, Breda, Holland and Toronto, and their Bitters are probably the best known medicine in the world.

Logical: Master— “ What made your cousin stay so late last night 1” Servant “ Faith, sur, ho was afeared to go home, sur.” Master —“ Why didn’t he go home earlier in the evening, then 1” Servant ■ “ Shure an’ it wasn’t till late he was afeared !” HoixoWay’a Oimtmbkt awd Pints Coughs, InfluenxJ. —The soothing properties of the*o medicaments render them well worthy of trial in all disease* of the lungs. In common colds and influenza the Pills taken internally and the Ointment rubbed externally are exceedinly efficacious. When infloec z» is epidemic this treatment is easiest, Safest, and surest. Holloway’s Pills and Ointment purify the blood, remove all to its free circulation through the lungs, relieve the overgorged ai: tubes, and render respiration free without reducing the strength, irritating the nerves, or depressing the spirits Such are the ready means of saving suffering when afflicted with cold*, coughs, bronchitis, and other complaints by which so many are seriously and permanently afflicted in mo*t countries,

THE BAD AND WORTHLESS

Are never imitated or counterfeited. This is especially true of a family medicine, and it is positive proof that the remedy imitated is of the highest value As soon as it had been tested and proved by the whole world that Hop Bitters .was the purest, best and most valuable family medic+ne on earth, many imitations sprung up and began to steal the notices in which the press and the people/ of the country had expressed the merits of H. 8., and in every way trying to induce suffering invalids to use their stuff instead, expecting to make money on the credit and good name of H.B. Many others started nostrums put up in similar style, to 11.8 , with variously devised names in which the word * Hop ’or ‘ Hops ’ were used in a way to induce people to believe they were the same as Hop Bitters. All such pretended remedies or cures, no matter what their style or name is, and especially those with the word 1 Hop or 4 Hops in their name or in any way connected with them or their name, are imitations or counterfeits. Beware of them. Touch none of them. Use nothing but genuine American Hop Bitters, with a bunch or cluster of green Hops on the white label, and Dr Soule’s name blown in the glass, Trust nothing else, Druggists and Chemists are warned . against dea 1 ng in imitations or counterfeits.

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