JOKES.
Teacher: "Now Betty, if I gave you two rabbits to-day and three to-morrow how many would you have?" Betty: "Severn" Teacher: "Goodness! Why?" Betty': " 'Cos I have got two rqbbits at home." (Sent by Melva Swindlehurst.) Does your watch tell the right time? Oh no. I always have to look at it. (Sent by Pamela Casey.) "Jim, what i3 the best tiung to, put in the Christmas pudding?" "Your teeth of course." (Sent by Raphael Stieller.) Teacher, showing a new exercise to > ihe dass: "Now boys, just watch the board and I'll sso through it." (Sent by Colvyn Towers.)
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Taranaki Daily News, 9 October 1937, Page 14 (Supplement)
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100JOKES. Taranaki Daily News, 9 October 1937, Page 14 (Supplement)
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