iiiiliiiiiiiiiiiiitiiniiilHi'iiiiiilii'iiHiiniiii'i'HiiiiiiiiMHMiiii Little boy: "Mummy, would you bring me a drink of watdr?" Mother: "johnny, if you do not go to deep I will come up and smack you" . Little boy: "Mummy, when you come up to smack me would you bring me a drink of water?" (Sent by Ella Sattler.) Why is Sunday the strongest day?— Because all tlie others are week (weak) days. (Sent by Maureen Bottin.) Why is an empty verse always the same? — Because there is never any change in it. (Sent by 1-Iilary Young.) ••mu hihi tumunui Mimi
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Taranaki Daily News, 1 May 1937, Page 14 (Supplement)
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