RIDDLES AND JOKES.
What is a thing that wfllks on its head ?—A nail in a shoe. What tune can be made out of banknotes ?—Fortune. (Sent by Reta Tamaka). What is the best butter in the -world ? —The goat. (Scr' by Belle Kilpatrick). When is a doctor most annoyed ?— When he is out of patients (patience). When is a tree as comfortable as a bed ?—When it is down. Why is a letter like lavender water ?— Because it is sent (scent). s•* # * Lady (to little girl): You’ve been around my shop all day. What do you want ? ' Little Girl: Could' you er-er. P-p--please could you mix some best chocolates, nut toffee, cream caramels, chocolate biscuits and bon-bons. Lady (turning U< go): Of course ! Little Girl: E-er-A half-penny worth ? (Sent by Jack Stewart).
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Taranaki Daily News, 6 October 1934, Page 21 (Supplement)
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