JOKES.
/ ' LEFT BEHIND. f Traveller: I say, porter! Which »'• way do Igo for the London train? Porter: Turn to your left and’ you’ll be right, ma’am. ■ • ■ Lady Traveller: Don’t try to be funny with me, my man! Porter: Begging your pardon, ma am, but if you turn to the right you’ll he left! (Sent by Mary Bilski.) <V J ■.■ . .. ■ RIDDLES. . ■ “ / t >' My first is in apple, but not In tart; My second is in donkey, but not in cart; . My ♦bird is in plant, but it’s not in My’fourth'is in gaiter,-but not In boot; My whole is-the name of a very nice fruit ' .rAnswer: Pear. . (Sent by Marjorie Ure.)
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Taranaki Daily News, 11 February 1933, Page 6 (Supplement)
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109JOKES. Taranaki Daily News, 11 February 1933, Page 6 (Supplement)
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