RIDDLES AND JOKES.
What is black and white and red all AVer?A newspaper (red, read). (Sent by Fred Cameron.) What goes on water, but never gets • wet? A shadow. (Sent by Barbara Laurence.) What is the difference between a schoolboy studying his lessons and a farmer watching his cows? One is stocking his mind and the other is' minding his stock. "(Sent by Ronald Rowe.) . TERRIBLE. Pupil: Please, sir, do you like my essay on electricity? Master: No, it’s too shocking! OBEYING ORDERS.
Boss: What do you mean by taking the , whole day off yesterday, ’/hen I only gave you half a day? Clerk: You told me never to do things by half.
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Taranaki Daily News, 19 November 1932, Page 8 (Supplement)
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113RIDDLES AND JOKES. Taranaki Daily News, 19 November 1932, Page 8 (Supplement)
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