NANTUCKET.
There was an old man of Nantucket, Who kept all hie cash in a bucket His. daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, \nd as for the bucket—Nantucket. • ♦ * *
Old Sinner: If you will answer me one question I will come to church. Minister: What is the question? Old Sinner: Who was Cain’s wife? Minister: My friend, you will never be’able to’ embrace religion until you stop bothering yourself about othei men’s wives.
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Taranaki Daily News, 20 June 1931, Page 21 (Supplement)
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74NANTUCKET. Taranaki Daily News, 20 June 1931, Page 21 (Supplement)
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