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“Why don’t you pend in your account every month?” <|.sked Brown of his newsagent, "if you leave it over top long the amount cqinea as a bit of a blow.” •’Well, you see,” explained the newsagent, “1 never 4?k a gentlemhn to pay his account.” “Never ask him!’’ echoed Brown, won-; deringly. “But what happens, if he doesn’t pay—what do you do!” “That's easy,” eajne the answer. . “If lie doesn’t pay I conclude that he isn’t a gentleman, so I ask him for it.” .-&*«• TpO RISKY. Pat: “I can't get down sir.” Foreman: “Why, come down the way you went up.” . iPat; “Not me, sir. I came up head first.”
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Taranaki Daily News, 7 February 1931, Page 9 (Supplement)
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111EASY. Taranaki Daily News, 7 February 1931, Page 9 (Supplement)
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