WORTH IT. The Bore —When I left my last club they gave me this silver watch. Voice from behind newspaper—Leave our club and we’ll give you a gold one. # # * * COATS AND PANTS. A horse dealer .was trying to sell a wind-broken horse, and was trotting him round for inspection. “Hasn’t he a lovely coat?” he remarked to the prospective buyer. “Oh, yes, his coat is all right, but I don’t like his pants,” came the quick reply. * * * * NO HURRY. Magistrate: “How do you know you were going only fifteen miles an hour ?” Defendant: “Why, I was on my way to the dentist’s.” • ♦ • • ■ i PROVERBS. Master—-What is moss? . Pupil —It’s what rolling stones don’t gather, sir.
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Taranaki Daily News, 7 February 1931, Page 8 (Supplement)
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