A Jew married a very wealthy woman. Soon after the ceremony a friend mot him. “Congratulations on your wed* ding,” he said. “I hear it was worth about fifty thousand pounds to you.” “People vill exagerate so,” said the Jew. “Vy I had to pay sixteen s'hillings for de ring.” • * # # Doctor: i'll soon have you on your legs now. Patient: I know. I’ve just sold the car to pay your bill
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Taranaki Daily News, 27 December 1929, Page 16
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71Page 16 Advertisements Column 2 Taranaki Daily News, 27 December 1929, Page 16
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