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Taranaki Daily News, Volume XXIII, Issue 144, 12 July 1901, Page 4

VON BOYLE'S LOST V J3OG.' ; A DUTCHMAN'S STORY 3 His name vas " Bismarck," m it only vona : eye, on accoundt of a old plack i :at, vot pelongs to a servant Irish galsmit red-haired hair. Also, he has only dree • legs, on accoundt of a mocolotiff engine i (nitout any bull-ketchers. He vas a dog" Bismarck" vas. He vas paldt-headed all of er himself, in gonsequence of red-hot > jwrter,'* on accoundt of fighting mit a old 1 pad's Icat. On vone end of himself was ski luated' his head, und his tail it vas py de . oderfendt. He only carries vone-half of his tai Aimit him, on accoundt of a circular saw imll. He looks a good deal more older las he is already, but he ain't quite so o 1 tdt as dat until next Christmas. De vay v at yon can know him is, if you calls him " ! jhack" he vont say notings; but he makes >answerto de name " Bismarck" by sayin j» " Pow-vow-vow,". und, in the meantimi i, vagging u.it _x u:» i-;l rim r,A*~ h«i( .. •* .»..* „«• so he can't, of course, shake it. i Also, if you trow some stones on top of 1 Jim he vil run like de tueful. Dot de vay youfcan told my dog. He looks like a cross ] letween a bullfoundland und a cat mit nine {tails, but he ain't. I haf f~ -' " ' for dot dog. Anoder way vot you could toldSf it vas "Bismarck" .is dot he vas almpslpa dwin. He vould be\half of a pair ofidlwinsidot time, only dere yas dree of them-—a baijr of dwins and a half's I peliefe djot a driplets. Also, he got scars on\dte top of his side where he scratched himself imit a Thomas cat; but dot-|Thomas] caunefer recovered himself. \ 1' \ ' J 4r' H^ You can alsoleJl"Bismarck"onaccdundt of his wonderful\inshtinct.' Ha' can/ outinshtinct any dogVot yer neferfeawfln my life. For inshtinct\if you patlhimion de top of his head mit' your handfhe./ltnow&i right away dot you like him; butt if'you'pat' him on de head mit a pavement stones, of de shtick of a proom, deri he/ vill suspecf t right off dot you care not rrkch apout hid i, I tink, after all, dot's maypeVie best vay vf jt you can tell him—by his ipshtinct. Efet ypody says he vas de most jnshtinkten/ :s! tog dot nefer vas. \ v • v % .'

That man. ■ failed to shut the door; and -j— tho strong draft 5= struck you p squarely in the □ chest. xy/*/ I A dral 't means JC X i I a cold, a cough, / pneumonia, and I / often the 1) eginning f of consumptioa J itself. You shun a draft. But you can't ■when, riding in / the stroct-carsj either in ; the closed or open. cars. Then ~ keep at hand a bottle of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral It will cure a "street-oar cold" in a night The moment you feel chilly or . feverish, want to cough, or have any tightness in the chest take a dose. The relief is immediate. Put up in large and small bottles. Ayer'S Cherry Pectoral Plaster is a great aid to the Cherry Pectoral. Pla -ei directly over the painful luag, it draws out all soreness, relieves, congestion, and imparts great strength.

J SOFT AND GLOSSY HAIB. luxuriantly is a matter that has vexed the minds of many thousands. The hair re quires to be nourished, and the stdn of the head kept clean and in a healthy condition. To do this yon most uae Parker's Hair Tonic. It is the only preparation that fulfils all the requirements without the disadvantages necessary to promote a healthy and vigorous growth of hair. and It is not a greasy or oily preparation, will not soil the finest linen or lace is not poisonous, nor dees it contain anything to injure the most tender skin It is not highly perfumed, and in no way objectionable to the most refined sense of smell. It effectually removes dandriff or othe impurities from the scalp. It makes the hair grow soft, glossy, an strong It is sold in pafpt bottles at 2s 6d; by post 3s. It is manufactured only by the proprietor It should be on every lady's toilet table. Distributing Agent for TaranaH—A. E, SYKES, opposite Theatre Boyal, New Plymouth. Waitara Agents Lawbjbnoh Bbos. MOREY & SON. MORE! & SON, OUR' FIRST DIRECT SHIPMENT OF AUTUMN GOODS. Direct from Makers 11 Direct from Makers INCLUDES NEWEST IN 10APES, MANTLES, CHILDREN'S CLOAKS, MACINTOSHES, BLACK <fc COLORED DRESS GOODS, SHAWLS, GLOVES, LADIES' UNDERCLOTHING, [Etc., Etc. OUR HOSIERY A SPECIALITY ALL NEW GOODS MEN, UNDERWEAR.— Best Value to bejhad. 'DEVON STREET NEW PLYMOUTH