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Taranaki Daily News, Volume XXIII, Issue 137, 4 July 1901, Page 4

KEDICINB WANTED, way, doctor, any time, I wish you'd stop —JtSe ray wife. She says she ain't feelin' we&" Physician—" What are some of fier Symptoms?" Farmer—"l dunno. This toornin', after she had milked the cows, an' fed the stock, an' got breakfast for the lands, an' washed the dishes, an' built a fire under the soft-soap kettle in the lane, an' done a few jobs 'bout the house, she commenced to feelin' kinder tired. I shouldn't be surprised if her blood was out Mt of order. I guess she needs a dose of nedldne." A$ EAR FOR MUSIC. , A TOOTH at school in Haddington, lacking modcal talent, and whose voice consequently jarred daring the singing lesson, was always allowed a holiday on singing days. His -mother, failing to divine the cause of her son's forced absence, paid a 'visit to the school to inquire into the matter. In answer to her query as to why her son was tent home on such occasions, the teacher said—"Why, simply because he has no ear.'.' "What 1" she exclaimed, "no ear ? Did anybody ever bear the like o' that ? A GRAVE STORY. i Is is a common practice in certain parts 'efSootland for one of the relatives of the deceased person to assist the gravedigger at jthjg funeral in covering the grave. On one called, was thus occupied on one side of the grave, and a cousin of the deceased on the other. This person was drawing some very affecting sighs, but, as Saunders was not slow Turning to the coi spade, he sadly icmwu .„„.. ...„..». ~. " nae rest or pei\ce on this side o' the grave." "Well, confom.d ye," roared Saundets, whose wrath had been fast rising, " come across to the itlicr side, then ind shovel in •Mvlrdl"

If you stop eating yoa ■will surely get thinner and thinner, until at last you starve to death. Grass won't an s wer, although *. it is good for the horse. You must have a food suitable to your needs. J\J is a hair food. It yl won't take the 'U place of grass or *'i bread. It is good j\ for the hair, and "j(W that is all. It y feeds the hair l/j\ with hair food. The I), hair can't keep from 1 . growing. It stops 1 falling out because it is \ hearty and strong. And ..' it always restores the early rich, dark color to gray hair. We say that "gray hair is starved hair"; and the only way to treat it is to supply the best kind of hair food. This is where Ayer's Hair Vigor differs so greatly from other hair preparations; it feeds the hair. Just keep that in mind all the time you are using it. SOFT AND GLOSSY HAIR. I luxuriantly is a matter that has vexed the minds of many thousands. The hair re quires to be nourished, and the skin of the head kept clean and in a healthy condition. To do this yoa must use Paiker's Hair Tonic. It is the only preparation that fulfils all the requirements without the disadvantages necessary to promote a healthy and vigorous growth of hair. and It is not a greasy or oily preparation, will not soil the finest linen or lace is not poisonous, nor dees it contain anything to injure the most tender skin It is not highly perfumed, and in no way objectionable to the most refined sense of smell. It effectually removes dandriff or othe impurities from the scalp.] It makes the bair grow soft, glossy, an strong It is sold in patent bottles at 2s 6d'; by post 3s. It is manufactured only by the proprietor It should be on every lady's toilet table. Distributing Agent for Taranaki—A. E. SYKEB, opposite Theatre Royal, New Fly mouth. Waitara Agents Lawbbnch Bbos. Storekeepers.

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