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Taranaki Daily News, Volume XXIII, Issue 124, 20 June 1901, Page 4

ftJS tOLD\ BACHELOR'S StOfiV IN FIVE SMOKES. J? V;- •- smoSe r. ' b bachelor. You will naturally ask, "Why ?" seeing I am rather a ladies' man I love them all, bless 'em. I did go in for matrimony once, but such strahge events transpired just at the eleventh hour, that it never came off, and I have never had courage lo make a second attempt. The' lady was residing in the same house as myself at the time, and a very pleasant and jolly time if was."'; 5= * s* H "WilliVoVjpblige me .with a light? SMOKE 2 " f.%v I SMOKE 2 .. It was tfjroaniing-house. and the lady in ! qrfestion, a Mrs. 'Steine, was amosftharmIlig."widow,Ogling, handsome, aqd accomplished, and ' with as good ana evenly palinyd a temperament as any lady <Si my acquamtanfe.; ,We soon struck up a friendship, our. tastes and a miitual Jfiesire and liking tor each other's company soon ripened into affection" as pleasing as it was firm and' disinterested. Things had arrived it this happy stage, whan aflothei Individual was added to the list of visitors at th£ house—a man.' ; ?■£# ■' R"Wjll yon oblige ma with another light ? Thank yok" • v -, - SMOKE 3. "• :i /' He'was a very curious looking individual, always woreja skull cap abd green glalsei; said he'd had a sunstroke in the West Indies. He paidjifticblar attention to me, and we soon became ffSat friends, so much so that I told him of' my engagement to Mrs. 1 Steine, and asked him to be my best man on the occasion.' He laughed so long, jind in snch a peculiar maofiflr, that I began to get annoyed. ; '■ me," said he. " I beg your parSon, bat take care what yon are about: widows are queer fish to deal with, and (Here's many a slip 'twist cap and lip." ('■May I trouble yon fora light ? So sorry SMOKE 4. ' £ We"arranged to get married very quietly Die following week, and, as we both possessed a small income, we calculated thai the two combined would enable as to set up i Ismail establishment of our own. Myinlinded informed me that her huiband had been drowned at sea some three or four tears since; he was then captain of a merchant vessel in the Brazil trade, but ttia was wrecked and all hands lost. The e passed quickly and pleasantly, and at J" the happy day arrived. iSo*«orry, bnt will yon—another ? Thank .v jjjgj, -j 8110 KB 5. Lwasa fine morning, and wa all set off |cbnrch together. My strange friend * toßave a fit of the ague, for he kept jahd 1 making the strangest faces ble/ We had got through the cerejljrgas far as "Wilt thon have this .pan," when my strange friend burst out: won't, Polly, come home." ~ looked at him, and the old man had 1 into a young one. Skull cap, wig, -ail "were gone, and there stood, as I ln6 difficulty in gfteasing, Captain Steine jar husband. h * " f* —^ «|"What 1 another light'?; Hete,take\ht mat,"/ f * * A Bad Skin T V Boils. Pimples. Impure Blood. Boils are simply very large pimples. The trouble is hot in the skin, but «lown deep in the blood. You cannot tiavea good, smooth skin unless it is nourished by pure blood; and the only way to make your blood pure is to take S strong blood-purifying medicine. Mr. F. Ellian, of 370 Rae Street, STorth Fitzroy, Victoria, sends us this letter and his photograph: /[■■-A- ---" I had a most frightful attack of boils and pimples breaking out rfll over my body. I had beard so much about S Sarsaparilla

I thought I Tvoald give it a trial. It took only four Wottles to drive all the impurities out of my system and make my blood rich. J have enjoved the best of health ever since I took it." If your tongue is coated, if your food distresses you, if you are constipated or ullioua. take Aver's Pills. ffKyarca fay Dr. J. C. Ayer Go., Lowell, Mass., If. S. A. MOREY & SON. MOREY & SON. OUR FIRST DIRECT SHIPMENT OF AUTUMN GOODS. Direct from Makers!! Direct from Makers INCLUDE S NEWEST IN CAPES, MANTLES, JACKETS CHILDREN'S CLOAKS, MACINTOSHES, BLACK & COLORED'DRESS GOODS, SHAWLS, FURS, GLOVES, <ILK& LADIES' UNDERCLOTHING, Etc., Etc. OUR HOSIERY A SPECIALITY ALL NEW GOODS MEN'S UNDERWEAR.— Best Value to be^had W. MOSEY & SON DEVON STREET NEW PLYMOUTH