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Taranaki Daily News, Volume XXXXIII, Issue 71, 11 April 1901, Page 4

A GENEROUS JUDGE. ■"-" A judge in a remote part oi Australii recently had a painful case before him. I was that of a man charged with unlawfully selling liquor. The judge said he w to administer the law, and the man ...„.,. „, fined; but. as he himself had frequently had the pleasure of sampling his whisky and as he saw many persons in court wht had done the same, perhaps the o" would kindly pass his hat round to s= u i. the place contained thirty shillings. It did. AN ELJGIBLE MEMBER. "Well, sir," said an old gentleman, in rlienantly, " what are you doing round her< lin ? I thought the delicate hint 1 gave you just as you left the front door last nigh! would cause you to understand that I don't likeyoa very well." And the speaker looked at his boot in a reminiscent way. "It did," said the young man, as a look of mingled pain and admiration came over his face. "But I thought I would come and ask you " " Ask me what ?" " If you wouldn't like to join our football club." HEROICJTREATMENT. " Yorj have taken a severe cold," said the old family doctor. " and it : •- ' settled in your throat." "Yi see I can hardly speak," said the pntient a vivacious, bright-eyed young u .man. "Canyon stand heroic treatment, do you think?" asked the doctor. "Try me!" " Are you sure ?" " Yes, anything you like —medir.iniv nlac:»*»rc oWt,-,'.-;*,. anything I" said she in a breath. •' And you want to get back your voice ?" "Yes!" "It's heroic treatment, mind you." "All right; what is it ?" " You mustn't talk at all for two days."

Weak Children A Sickly Child Made Strong. We know you will be greatly interested in this testimonial. It tells you how yon can make your sickly child robust and hearty. Mrs. A. Lawrence, of Bowden, South Australia, sends us this picture of her child, with the following letter: __ . : -%££?« S">* r*^ "My chilil, bow four years old, was always delicate, and medicine did liiiu no good. 'X friend told me to try ' AVER'S \ Sarsaparilla I did Eo.anrt you woulfl lnve'iwn astonished to notice the prompt chance. All mv friends! say it was simply ».>nderful. Only four Iwttles' made my weak aad si< kly tiiild strong and' healthy. I want tn urge all mothers wV> loto delicato children tu try t'lis ionic." 1 .&ycr r s Tills are the best liver pills yon can' | buy. They core constipation, biliousness. | PturHbyDr J.C. AyerCo.. Lowell, Man., V.S.A.

MAYORALTY ELECTION. «|- ADIES AND GENTLEMEN.— In response to a numerously signed requisition asking me to become a Candidate for the office of Mayor, I have consented to be nominated, and trust to receive your support. RICHAKD COCK. .MAYORALTY. -»- ADIES AND GENTLEMENi— Having, in response to the deputation which waited on me, con-

eented to again become a Candidate for the office of Mayor, I hope to receive the favour of your vot. s on tho day of the poll. K. DOCK RILL. LAND. LAND. "CTTE beg to advio iii<! public thtt we ar« T? carrying on bu.<ine&i in New Ply lnouth (in onuses opposite he Coffee Palace, In Kgmont-slreet) a. LAND an ESTATE AGENTS. Vendors are invited to send us particulars of propertias which tiiey may wish to dis pose of. WATT k LAING Sgmont-street, Opposite OoSee Palace. IW PLYMOUTH J! R Art OH LONDON DENTAL INSTITUTE. . :n PERMANENTLY - -Sv," ' : ' Premise* lately occupied by J**p- . K.G. Knight, S*~d;er. J**T" With at! th<- I.ateH improved - SSrmP' Applianu s, ihus 9 fording 25S 1 H ' pit: rL- i:n cp. crtwrity f> TOOTH. ol . t . Ui irtifiria | , eo , h a( iTBETH. fcalf jho asnni price. !T*ETH. - NOTE OOP. F2FS : ■vSPTH. Complet. Sets £| jo •TEETH. o 2 C 2SES' ■•■' '■■'• 3 3 0 firaTH. Single Toch. free '■ ... 0 I 0 •TEETH Ataolately Pair.ie,* Eji£E;s' factions, otherwifa .TEETH. no ffe— METH. Pu-eCia. 0 2 « ii£££s- Extractions under TEBTK. (in ... c , e 'TKETH. Plain Extractions ... 0 I C lOtfwr Dentists' Worlr R-ntted. g All work p;arar>t*ed 10 years }.-{ Coß»n!'a;:fEF Free. W'^y— Th» Ifansrcrof the above iLjiitutf. pledges bis word and offers as a guarantee ' of good faith £!000 to any liviag per«ou if the teeth and material nsed by the London Dental Institute are not the saint quality as used by all dentists. Jther New Zealand Branches— Invercargiil Wellington Dnnedin Wanganui (Dhjfatchsrc!) . Aackland I Principal*— W. D Pittai. Dentist. A. I. Piitar, Manager and Director,