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Taranaki Daily News, Volume XXXXIII, Issue 8, 10 January 1901, Page 4

■B* . ■ T ,7 . MEDICINE WAITED. HuMEU jtO physician)—l" It yoa git oat toy -way. doctor, any time, I Wish "you'd stop fcnd sec my wife. She saysjphe ain't feeßn' VelL" Physician—" What are soma of her Aymptoms ?" Farmer—" I l.lisnno. , This taotmn'. ate she had n.i!kc<\ the co\ s. an' fai the stock, an' ' breakfast for the lauds, an' washed the rtishis. an'bailta tie under the soft-sow kettle in the lane, ;*n* done a fr* j"hs bout the house, she tr- " ■ "h:~. kinder tired. 1 shouldn't b<: sl. priced it her blood was out •at r .' order. I guess she needs a dose of aecdicine." f AX EAR FOR MUSIC. A f out it af cchoo! tr. Haddington, lacktas; eoJc-J talent, rind hose voice consequently jarred daring the lesson, v. as always allowed a holiday on singing days. His ■jaother, tailing to divine the cause of her inn's forced absence, paid a visit to tha KVtol to inquire into the matter. In mixer to her query as to why her son was ■ent home on snch occasions, the teacher said—Why, simply Decause he !ias no «ar." '• What! ' she*exclaimed, "no ear? Did anyiocly ever hear the like o' that >Ko ear ? He has a lu2 liV» i sahcct. rr.an 1 ' Gli.\ i -U i' KY ! Ixisaconfaor rr. tvc -f rtnw pant I of Scotland fol-.. he- relatives ti th? I deceasedpepor the iravc iat j the funeral in < '«>,. the irave Or. ar.toccasion Saun ,l«rs. ■ >■<. called, was th-:; x -ly&<.i.? -i >c» the grave, and a cou«*n.r»\. aece ised on the other. This un gsom«»e4 affecting sighs, bat, as »*Jjgrs was not alow to observe, he was filling ii jcry little eanti Turning to the company, ai on spade, he sadly remarked u t wa jj —nae rest or poace on this side - g ra , e f «Well* confound ye," roar ®* i \3qmiduj, whose wrath had been fast ristt, across to the ither bide, then, and hovel v vird I" \ !