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Taranaki Daily News, Volume XXXXII, Issue 170, 29 June 1900, Page 2

HE WAS A GOAT! JUST a common every-day goat, with bona and a set of zuza whiskers Ha wsj hmujrr. He oould not find a thing to cat. Hehid wandered down one alley and up another, but all the street! were clean—the health inspeotor had bean round. There nut • sorap of rubbish »i»ut, not even old Mo cans, and the bills were glued so tight to the bill boards that they would not come off. The more he tried to lind a lunch th* ! hungrier he got All at once he caught fight of something fluttering in the wind. Kun. niog to it he swallowe 1 it without hesitation , Next morning he was cad. On turning him [over they fount ihu end of a cewepapt •ticking oui. oi i.i-, mu th. lie had swallowe everjthi g m a by advertisement nayin* that a ouilata cough mix tme was as good a* Loasby's B iNJAMIN GUM. Even a goat could not B*ailnw that He bad turned over empty mc ucioo bottles for years and sipped the last le« drop', so he wa« something of a I judge himself. He knew there was oothini as good as Benjamin tfuw fgj gwurh, ( colds. '