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HE WAS A GOAT!

Just a common every-day goat, with horns and a Bet of zujsa whiskers Ho wad hungry, lie could not fiud a tling to eat. He had wandered down ouo nl'ty mul up another, but all the streets were clean—Die health inspector had be m round. Thciu wasn't * j scrap of rubbish a v >out, nqt nvon old tin ! .ana, and the bills were glued to tight to the ill boards that they would not oome off. I I'Lu more ho tried to find a lunch tha .lungiier he got All at once he caught sight ' <>f surauthing fluttering in the wind. Run. ning to it bcswallowc 1 it without hesitation Next in jrning he was read. On turning bim over they found th- end of a rowrpipt •ticking out of l<j- i:!o lb. He liad swallowe uvcrtthi g 'ut a adver'tisemnt «ayin < > fiat a coiai'i mixture was at good ai Loasby's B vVJAMIN GUM Even a goit could not swallow that.' lie had turned ovet n pty mc ticine bottles 'or years and sipped ~ii" 1-vst few iir.»pso be w<n tixnethlug of a himself. lie know there was nothing ai i;ood &8 Be&jaDjin Utt« lot OQOgttft'kOa colds, ~

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Taranaki Daily News, Volume XXXXII, Issue 170, 26 June 1900, Page 2

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Page 2 Advertisements Column 7 Taranaki Daily News, Volume XXXXII, Issue 170, 26 June 1900, Page 2

Page 2 Advertisements Column 7 Taranaki Daily News, Volume XXXXII, Issue 170, 26 June 1900, Page 2

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