I HE WAS A GOAT! I Just a common every-day goat, with hqnn and a set of gaita whiskers He wm biiom, He could not find a tbing to eat. H« mi wandered down one alley and up another, but all the streets were clean—the hoilth inspector had been round. There wasn't a scrap of rubbish about, not wren old tin cans, aod tbp bills were glued so tight to the till boards that they would not oome off, The more be tried to find a lanoh the hungrier he got. All at onoe he caught sight of something fluttering in the wind. linn. uiog to it bo swallowed it without hesitation. Nt-xt morning he was deal. Oa turning bim over they found the en loor. r a eewrpsp r 'ticking out ol lii-inoilli. 1 lc had Bwallo#id uverjtliiig but a ;iU\.Tiiscm"nt rayi'f tliut a certain couali mixture was as gool &■ Lobby's BKKJAMIN GUM. Even a gov could lot. bw»Ui>w hat. llu had tuiutd tVti unpty me icico bottles tot years and sipped ilik list few drop', po he was nkicthing of a judge himself, lid knew Uicivj w>.k nothing u* tood as Benjamin tf urn (or coughs aid
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Taranaki Daily News, Volume XXXXII, Issue 103, 16 June 1900, Page 2
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199Page 2 Advertisements Column 5 Taranaki Daily News, Volume XXXXII, Issue 103, 16 June 1900, Page 2
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