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Taranaki Daily News, Volume XXXXII, Issue 100, 2 June 1900, Page 4

A LONG LAUGH. One day, when in the study of her hovat, then almost undei- the shadow of Westminster Abbey, Mir i Harriet Martineau heard a prodigious sli lut of laughter on th« staircase. Presently in came Thomas Carlyle, laughing aloud. He said he had been laughing all the way from Charing Cross, where he had been in a printing-office. Aa soon as he could he told the lady what was the cause of his prolonged laughter. Ha had been to the office of his printers to expedite the production of his " Miscellanies," his first work published in book form in London. In this, says Miss Martineau, almost every other word was altered by the author. , The manager said to the author, " Sir, you are really very hard on us with your corrections; they take a deal of time." Carlyle observed that he had been " aecustomed to this kind of thing, that he had got works printed at Edinburgh," &c, &c. " Yes, indeed, sir." interrupted the printer, "we are arware of that. We have a man had; burned his fingers, and cried out, " Lord, have mercy, on us 1 Have you got that terrible man to print for ? The Lord only knows when you'll get done." Carlyle said he could not repiy to this foi laughing, and had been laughing ever since.

Chills Ever become chilled through and through? The acute sensation of cold is followed by feverishness and aches in AH parts of the body.; JTinally the whole trouble sottles in the throat and lungs in ihe shape of a cough, ""tfhere is nothing so bad for a cough as coughing. i, will cure .these chills and coughs. A few doses are sufficient at first. More time is required later on. Stop coughing and you will get well. Keep coughing and you invite bronchitis, pueumonia, or even consumption itself. • Better stop your cough at once and thus end the whole matter. Prepared by Dr. J. C. Aver k Co., Lowell, Men., V. S. A. E WHY! They are a choice Tea, in broken leaf, just coming into vogue, PEOPLE'S GROCERY Golden Fannings? TO-DAY. Thev have JUST ARRIVED, imported direct by C. CARTER That I tray ascertain if they would s"it my palate better than the Tea I am now using. YV JuLO DID YOU SAY IMPORTED GOLDEN FANNINGS P t HE C. CARTER PB'IPLK'S GROCEK, gtr Who is so'e importer also of The Simiawatte Tea. New Plymouth