HUMOROUS.

Colonist, Volume LIV, Issue 13438, 8 June 1912, Page 3

HUMOROUS.

"I see," said Wiggles, "that 'Bobby Fancier and his wife have got a divorce." . "Really?" said Jiggles- >vllfit a sad ease". Who gets the custody of the poodle ?"-"Harper's Weekly. Mr A.: "A more deserving medical man that our friend Richard does not exist. He very frequently accepts no fees from his patients." Mr. B.: "You don't say so?" Mr. A.: "He generally settles with tho heirs."—"Tit-Bits." "Lately," said the chairman of n certain milk dealers' association, "there has been a phenomenal demand for in ilk at our farm, and to stem tho flowing tide of orders that threatens to snb-morg-3 us we have boon oSiiig":!, a:-eta-phorically speaking, to call all hands to the pump!" | 'Roars of laughter—■v.hich tho chr.ir-j man heard in pain and surprise.