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Colonist, Volume LII, Issue 12805, 28 May 1910, Page 4

Dr. Hohmer, of Mareville, Fiance, has successfully extracted 23 iron fork handles from a patient who had deliberately swallowed them, A musician and a young b'ankei were dining at a Continental restaurant, and a dispute ran high between them. At last tho musician — a musichall "star"— sprang up and pulled out a card, which the banker at once accepted aud put in his pocket. Two days later they met in a public park. At once the musician exclaimed: "Sir, you havo not yet given mo satisfaction." "That I have, and to the fullest extent," was the cool answer. "You gave me a ticket for your concert last night. I went, and sat out the performance to the end. What more do you want?" My "pipes" are all choked, said the plumber, • , V And I scorn to do nothing hW s-nepze, . May the Fates change the winter to summer „ :• And the grocer joined in with "Hard oheose!" While there's life there is "soap," 1 am sure, sir, And of all the good goods that I sell, -,-, There'B Woods' Great Peppermint Cure, sir, Sure as oggs! it will soon put you well.