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Colonist, Issue 10, 24 November 1857, Page 4

New Definition;—A lsjiy: A sensitive plant that thrives only in' The centre of- a large crinoline fence. Rarely seen, except- ~ ing by the most practised eye.—Punch. Pious Daekey: 'Sam, why don't you talk to your massa, and tell him to lay up his treasure in Heaven?' Practical Sam : ' What's de use of his laying up his treasure dare, where he never see urn again.' A Boston .correspondent states that a man thereabouts has invented a scare-crow so utterty terrific and hideous, that the crows are all busily engaged in bringing back the corn which they stole two years ago.~ Albany Paper. Somebody' says— * One cannot always be a hero, but one may always be a man.* Two ladies recently presented themselves at the door of a fancy ball, and upon being asked by the usher what characters they persona Led, they replied that they were without any special costume, whereupon the stupid fellow bawled out, *Two ladies without any character.' Ijtritttal. 'PHE MEDICINE OF THE MILLION. L PHILOSOPHY AND FA.CT. HOLLOWAY'S PILLS. The Exciting cause of Sickness. The blood1 is the lifv^u&taining agent. It finiishft thW components of flesh, bo:ie, muscle, nerve and inteirurve.il. Tlw stonnch in its manufactory, the veins, its distributors, and tli« 'intestines the channels through which the waste mailer rejected in its production is expelled. . Upon the stomach, ths circulation and the bowels, these. Pills ect simultaneously, relieving indigestion, purifying the fluids, and reelilatingr tbe excretions* 2he National Complaint; Dyspepsia is the most common disease among all, daises in this country. It assumes a thousand shapes, and is the primary source, of iiimimerable dangerous niiiladies; but whatever its type or symptoms, however obstinate its resistance to ordinary prescriptions, it yields readily add rapidly to this searching and unerriner remedy. • : Bilioiis Affections. The- quantity and quality of the bile are of vital Importance to health. Upon the liver, tha gland which leuretet this fluid, 'the Pills operate specifically, infallibly rectifying it-; irregularities, and effectually curing Jaundice, Bilious Remittants, and all the varieties of diseases generated by an unnatural condition of the organs. A word to Females. The local debility and irregularities which are the »fp*e!a'l annoyance or the weaker so*, and which, whttu neyleced, always shorten* life, are relieved for the limn biin^ and prevented for tha time to come, by a course of this mild but thorough alterative. Remarkable Cure of Indigestion, and severe pain in the Stomach. Copy of a letter from Mr. G HorMey, .Dispensing and Family Chemist, Moniston, near Swansea. "To Professor Hollo way. Sir.—l have just received the subjoined brief particular* of a case referring to a party who has invariably puichatud your Pills and Ointment sit my establishment.* Mr. David Lewis, of Llangefelaeh, buffered, lie states, from the most severe attacks or indigestion, and violent pains in the stomach; these continued for upwards of six months, and assiduously trying every other remedy, were eventually and entirely removed by the free and constant use of your truly invaluable Pills. These alone with your Ointment are highly prized throughout my district, and their sule is proportionally extensive. I alii, Sir, yours respectfully, (Signed) G. HOKSLSY." An astonishing-cure of Asthma. ~ Copy of letter from Mr. Joliu Bailiu, Junr., Merchant, Baliynahinch, Co. Down, Ireland. V To Professor Hollo way, Sir, ~I have much pleasure in forwarding you particulars of another extraordinary cure of. Aithrna,'effected by your valuable medicines, after eiery other remedy had failed. Mr. James Ftirey, of DrumnglUiss, Kilrnoi-e, Co. Down, was afflicted with this fearful complaint lur -M years, and was literally in the last stage of t!ie iii.ii>r<ler, when he commenced taking your Pills, and well ruiibiiu the Ointment .into, the chest ni^hl and morning. I have the pleasure of inlorining you, that after persevering with your remedies, as above mentioned, for oiglit weeks, h« was completely cured, and has ever silica enjoyed the beat uf hcalili. I remain, Dear Sir, yours very truly.(Signea) JOHN' JJAIUB, Jua." Holloway's Pills are the best remedy known in the world for the following- Diseases: — Ague Erysipelas ■.. Worms of all kinds Astlima Ft-maii: irregularities Scrofula or King's nilious Complaints Fevers of all kinds Kvil Rlotche« on the Skin Huad-achu Sore Threats Bowel Complaints Indigrsiion Stone and ijravel Colics Inflammation Secondary Symptoms Constpation of the Jaundice Tic-Uouloureux Bowels Liver Complaints ■ Tumours Consumption Lumbago Ulcers Debility Piles Venereal Affections Dropsy Rhurnalism Weakness, from whatDysentery Retention of Urine ever cause &c, &c. *•»* There is a considerable sa\ ing by taking the larger sizes. N.B, —Direction)) for the guidance of patients in every disorder an; afiiied to each box. Sold at the Establishments oi Pftov-Kssox llolloway, 244, Strand, near Tvinple liar, L'-ndon, 60, Maiden Lane, New Yon*. Sole Agent for Nelson, W. WILKIE, Bridge-st. In boxes of IBJII., 2s. 9d., and 4s. fid. each, 0 SUCH WORD AS FAIL. A UESISTLKSS HEMEDY. HOLLO WAYS OINTMENT. Circular to the Sick. The first hospital surgeons and medical publicists of Enrope, admit the unparalled anil iuflamatory and healing properties of this Ointment; governments sanction its use in their naval and military services; arid the masses in the country and throughout the world repose the utmost confieenc in its curative properties. It'penetrates the sources of inflammtion and corruption which underlie the external evidences of disease, and neutralises the fiery elements which feed and exajperato the malady. Rheumatism, Scrofula, Erysiplas. These are among ttie must terrible and agonizing diseases, y?t in their worst forms,;.and when seemingly incurable, they invariably disappear ußder a persevering .application of this soothing healing, iwiidntp to pain nnd itifl-tmalinn. King's Evil, Fever Sores, Stiff Joints. I In cases of Kiiiy's hvn where niedicioa! waters, lutionn, and every recipe of the pharmacopoeia have proved useless, the Ointment will accomplish a thorough cure. Fever Sores heal quickly under its iuflu-nc-, aid its relaxing effect upon cou-' traded sinews in truly wonilerlu!. Discharging Ulcers. ; A most remarkable and happy clianpe is produced in the appearance of nmlignaiit ulcers, alter a few applications of this Ointment. The surroundb-g redness vanishes, and granules of heaithv flesh bepin to talo the pace of the d.seharged matter. This process goes on more or less rapidly, until the orifice* is filled up with sound'material'anil >h»> ulcer radically cured A Word to Mothers. The young arc the most frequent sutiVrers from external Injuries and therefor* eveiy moth-r should h«ve tills healing (preparation constantly at hand. It is anaboolute specific for tore breasts, find quickly removes thu encru»ted<*ort which some* times disfigura the lie->ds anl faces of children. | Significant Facts. I ThH Ontimcnt is universally used on board the Atlantic and Pacific whaling fleet as a cure for scorbutic affections and as the- best possible remedy for wounds and bruises. Large supplies of it have recently been ordered by the Sultan of Turkey f y h'spiia! nurposes. Extraordinary cure of a bad leg of Z years standing. Copy of a Utter from Mr. Joseph Sharpe, Apothecary, Salford. " To Professor Hollowny, Sir.— I have much gratification in Informing you of the following wonderful cure brought admit by yourOinimeiitandl'illß. Mrs. Holmts, of Albert-streit.Mount Street, Salford, had suff jred so severely from a bad Leg of three years standing-, that for a period of eighteen months, she could wear neither shoo nor boot. Hearing so much praise of your Ointment and Pills she was induced to try th.'in, and in the eour.eof a few weeks, her legs .became ro'upletely- soiind and well, so wtll indeed, that she can now walk jny reasonable distance with out ieeling tha slightest paiu oi inconv^riienct!. I am, Sr, >our« respectfully, (Signed) JOSEPH SHARP." Wonderful cures of sores in the Face, after. all otlisr remedies had failed. Copy of a letter from Mr. Joseph Humes, Sandy Bedfordshire. " To Professor Halloway, " Sir.—For several years 1 sulfen-d from a Inrpe niimbpr otvetf bad sores on different parts of my body* awdg especially upon my face; so much so, that a. great portion of my nose was entirely eaten awny. After adopting a variety cif remedies, which a|l fail'd, I was induced to puichnso of Air. Spong, some of your reall>-invaluable Ointment and Pills. I used them for four months, and am reojiced to &t ito, that I am nawin^perfect health; :md luve continued so ever since I first applied your admirable Ointment and took.your Pills, now nearly two years since, I remain, Sir, your obedient Servant, (Signtd) JOSEPH BAfINES." Both the Ointment and Pills should be used in the following cases: — hal Letrs Cancers Bore Nipples Had Breasts - Cont-uctcd and Stiff Sure throats Burns Joints . Skin-diseases Bunions Elephantiasis Keurvy Bugs of Mesquitoeu Fistulas Sore-heads and Sand Flies Oont Turnouts Coco-bay Glandular Swellings Ulcers Chieeo-foot Lumbago . . "Wounds .Chilblains Piles. Yiiw* Chapped hands "Rheumatism Corns (Soft): Scalds Sold at tho Establishments of Profrssou HoilowAT, *244 Stravid, (near Temple liar), London, and 80, Maiden Lans New York, also by all resiicrtable Drugdu's and Dealers in Medicines throughout the cviiiiud worl!?. Sole agent for Nelson, W. Y/ILKIE, I3ridge-st. 131-1.; 3s. 3s. 9d.; (md 4s. Crt eflch Pot. gr^There is "a coi.siderable saving by taking the larger sices. N.B—Directions for the guidunca of patients in every disorder arc aflUi'd to each Pot.