The commercial traveller was explaining why he insisted on smoking a certain brand of cheap cigarette. “You see, when I collect five thousand of these coupons I get a grand piano.” One of the company promptly replied, “My dear chap, if you smoke five thousand packets of these things you'll want a harp!” Everybody laughed except th( Scotsman, and about ten minutes afterwards he remarked: “Aye, it wad be awkward travelling’ wi’ » grand piano.
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Te Awamutu Courier, Volume 53, Issue 3840, 30 November 1936, Page 6
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