Auctioneer: What am I offered for this beautiful bust of Robert Burns? Man in Crowd: That ain’t Bums—that’s Shakespeare. Auctioneer: Well, folks, the joke’s on me. That shows what I know about the Bible! “Wanted —a young man to look after a horse of the Methodist persuasion.” “Lost—A cameo brooch representing Venus and Adonis whilst walking in Hyde Park on Sunday last.” “Wanted—A woman in the far west to wash, iron, and milk two cows.”
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Te Awamutu Courier, Volume 53, Issue 3830, 6 November 1936, Page 8
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