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WeXyAV sßli fin n Jj Y'Jj M The Kid from Timaru Tim and Ru have been in conference (a bottle a piece) with those two wellknown fistic wizards, Tommy Fairhall and Harry May, known as the Boxers with Educated Elbows. Tommy and Harry, since retiring from the Ring, help us to put the Fitzsimmons punch into the Tunney’s Tonic of Timaru, so as fellow workers in the Loving Care Bottlery we co-opted their help to get out this advt. for the Provincial and National Boxing bouts. The questions we asked and their answers are printed below. Question (i): Which is the deadliest punch in the Ring? Answer from our Mr. Fair hall: The report in the paper next day. Answer from our Mr. May : The sporting writers. Question (a).- —Outside of Fitzsimmons, who hailed from Timaru, name another famous boxer of modern times. Answer from our Mr. Fairhall: Modesty prevents me from answering this one. Answer from our Mr. May : Tut, Tut, Tim, Gracious goodness, Ru. Give me back my bag of peppermints before I burst out crying. After posting a copy of the above to Messrs. Fairhall and May, Tim and Ru were just about to leave for Alaska by aeroplane when the two gentlemen concerned arrived in the form of a deputation. As i result thereof, Tim and Ru unreservedly withdraw the above statements. Yes-Sir, and what a punch they pack. It took two bottles to recover consciousness. Which says a lot for our Boxer's broth, and a lot for the men that make it. / A l ' ll ‘ 1 ‘ 1 ‘ l ' l ‘ llll,ll Tinian TUP STUFF TC POT UP hi t TPOOPS Bottfed with loving care by JOHN REID & CO. LTD., Anzac Avenue. Auckland. * w row YOUR DAUGHTER is just as precious YOUR daughter may not be a Shirley Temple, earning some thousands a month as “The Littlest Rebel.” Your daughter may never be rich, but it is within your means to see that she shall never want. No matter how small your income, you can arrange, through the A.M.P., that your daughter shall have the money for a higher education when the time comes, or that she shall have a few hundred pounds of her own when she marries, or a good nest egg in her old age. You can make any financial provision for her you like, and use all the A.M.P.'s hundred millions of assets to back it up. Recently a middle-aged woman (at a time when she badly needed it), drew a cheque for £470 from the A.M.P. because her father had had the foresight to invest 3 a week in an A.M.P. policy for her when she was a child. Other women draw regular monthly incomes from the A.M.P. because their fathers made arrangements for these incomes when they were young. The wise thing to do is to let the A.M.P. send an experienced adviser to talk things over with you. "Send for one to-day. Give him your confidence. In return he will give you advice that, if followed, will bring you great comfort and satisfaction. If you prefer, ask that we send you a copy of “Investing in Happiness." Write or 'phone to-day. mm THE LARGEST MUTUAL LIFE OFFICE IN THE EMPIRE: Established 1849. • (Iscorpsrsted is Australis), Head Office for New Zealand: Customhouse Quay, Wellington. W. T. IKIN, Manager. Hamilton District Manager: G. E. A. WILKES. District Agent: G. N. NEWTON, Puniu Rd., Te Awamutu, Phone 346

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Te Awamutu Courier, Volume 53, Issue 3807, 11 September 1936, Page 9

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Page 9 Advertisements Column 1 Te Awamutu Courier, Volume 53, Issue 3807, 11 September 1936, Page 9

Page 9 Advertisements Column 1 Te Awamutu Courier, Volume 53, Issue 3807, 11 September 1936, Page 9

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