Wise and Otherwise.
Well, Jack, I hear that yoti have left off quarrelling with ycur wife, T* thattru'? Jack: /Perfectly true. We haven’t spoken to e»ch..other for two months,
“The course of true love doesn’t run smooth,” sighed the young widow ’’ Thai’s right,” rejoined the old bachelor.” Sometimes it ends in marriage,”
Teacher: What little hoy can tell* me what comes in Hfce a lion and goes out Hke a lamb? Please Miss, it’s our landlord when he gets the back rent
Great ovelisfc (dictating): The storm increased in fury, rain fell in torrent*, and the gale shrieked all night like — like— what shall I say? Secretary (father of three): Likebaby cutting its teeth. '•'*
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Te Aroha News, Volume XXVIII, Issue 14880, 11 October 1912, Page 1
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114Wise and Otherwise. Te Aroha News, Volume XXVIII, Issue 14880, 11 October 1912, Page 1
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