The Customer: "These grand opera phonograph records are no good. I can't get anything out of half of them." The Salesman: "Yes, they are our finest achievements. You can-never tell when they'll sing. They're so temr peramental."—'Puck.' ' " Tell your mistress that I 'ye torn' the curtain,'' said a lodger to a. domestic. "Very wellj sir; mistress' will put it down in the bill as extra rent," -
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Sun (Christchurch), Volume I, Issue 97, 30 May 1914, Page 3
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66Page 3 Advertisements Column 2 Sun (Christchurch), Volume I, Issue 97, 30 May 1914, Page 3
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