MUFFLED KNOCKS.

Sun (Christchurch), Volume 1, Issue 8, 14 February 1914, Page 3

MUFFLED KNOCKS.

When a girl imagines that a big boob who has bristles on his chin and who smells like an old pipe is the Greatest Thing Ever Invented —that is 10ve..,,-. It is a mean trick to say that women are always wanting money. They are not. All they want is everything that money will buy. Every young married man likes to stand around and boast confidentially that he understands his wife. But a year later he hasn't a word to say. The old-fashioned girl who had her ears pierced for earring holes now has a daughter who wears a watch where her garter ought to be. The old-fashioned man who thought that a man who shaved himself every day was a dude, now has a son who has his nails manicured every morning while he is beitig shaved. Half, the world tells you what you must do, and the other half tells : ypu what you must not do.