KNIGHTED
The elegant person had condescendingly borrowed a match from his fellow-traveller, and, after a few minutes of conversation, he said, "No doubt you will like to know who I "Yes,” was the polite reply. “Well,” replied the other untruthfully, "I am Sir Blank Dash, Knight of the Garter, Knight of the Bath, and Knight of the Order of St. Michael and St. George.” "Really?” said the other with mock surprise. "And I am Bill Smith, tonight, last night, to-morfow night, and every other night.”
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Sun (Auckland), Volume II, Issue 511, 14 November 1928, Page 7
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