CONFESSION

Sun (Auckland), Volume II, Issue 508, 10 November 1928, Page 22

CONFESSION

I don't like married women* th#v-v always talking about their husbands. * I don’t like single women; thev'r* always thinking about husbands. * e I don’t like widows: thev’re angling for husbands. 1 re alwa « I don’t like divorcees; thev’r. always about to catch new husband. 1 don t like women in genemi I Uculm“ r Wh ° turned me n in' MrWrong Brand—The gob was worrv i ms- Tell me about it.” said his n»i* "Get it oft your chest.** ‘ pa * T wish I could.groaned the rob * 1 vo sot -Marguerite* tattooed there and the girl I*m engaged to marry u named ‘Helen.* ” 1 ,s ~ ~

“At night 1 could not ale.o » 0P thinking of you. “You darling.” “Yes. there wa» a aawmill near that reminded me of your snoring.” -tv. Brummer,” Berlin. m -n * &-r Sr fit & X Long-felt Want.—Voice from tha eleventh floor—“ ’Smatter down there Have-you no key?” Noisy One on the Pavement—“ Gotta key all right, but wouldja throw down a few keyholes?” • » • Never-Never Land.—Angry Customer —"These eggs aren't fresh.” Indignant Grocer—" Not fresh? Why the boy brought them from the country this morning?” Customer—“ What country ?" • • • Topping.—Orator: On the surface things are often right: it is when w» explore their depths that we see the deceptions. One of the crowd: Yon have been buying a case of apples, haven’t you?