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Samoa Times and South Sea Gazette, Issue 2, 13 October 1877, Page 3

Look out for drunken pigs when ale comes in hogs-heads. Always indel.it where* there is no necessity for it—The letter B. Joining- the Shakers Getting the ague. The marriage relation is now mostly mentioned as an appeal to arms. —Rochester Democrat. M hy is a talo-hearer like a bricklayer ? Because he raises stories. A tall man having rallied a friend on the shortness of his legs, the friend re))lied, “ My legs can roach the ground—what more can yours do (' M hat is harder than earning money?— Collecting it ? •• Before we were married.” said he to a friend, “she used to say ‘hv live,’ so sweetly, when I went down the steps.” j “ And now, what does she say ’ asked the friend. “ Oh. just the same,” ex- | plained tha man—“buy. buy I "My business is to talk,” said a stump sneaker; “ I died in words and sentences.” “ \is," said a voice in the crowd, and as long as I’ve known you your ! place of business has never been closed.” The thing we call “ public opinion ” is based upon the sweet consciousness that tlu; majority of us are an awful clever set of chaps, and that the other fellows who don t think so are pretty generally fools.