THROUGH Our EXCHANGES.

Stratford Evening Post, Volume XXXVI, Issue 14, 22 May 1913, Page 8

THROUGH Our EXCHANGES.

“Is lie what you call a first-class newspaper man r 1” “I should say so. When the ‘end of the world’ scare was at its height he had two editorials written;—one to publish if it did come off, and the other if it didn’t.”

REGENT CIGARETTES will please the inhaler. Smoke them and share in tlie Great Free Gift Scheme. Write for free gift catalogue to Regent, J3ox 331, Wellington. Forty Free Gifts, x A centenarians’ club founded in Tokio, Japan, by Count Okuina only a year ago, already has more than fifty members, twelve of whom are more than I 10 years old, while the youngest member is 92. R EG EXT CIGARETTES do not dry or burn the palate. Smoke them and share in the great free gift scheme. Write fdr free gift catalogue to Regent, Box 331, Wellington, Forty free gifts. x A mason at Xuremberg, Germany, sent to a Mayor a wool-lined hamper containing four babies to which his wife had given birth, with a request that the municipality should adopt them, as he had not the means to keep them.

Westminster REGENT CIG ARETTES avo famed for their purity and quality'. Smoke them and write for free gift catalogue to Regent, Box 331, Wellington. Forty free gifts. x A Fremantle prisoner, on being searched, was found in possession of a plug of tobacco. He begged hard to lie allowed to keep it that the curiosity of the officials were aroused, and they were impelled to examine the “weed,” when it was found to he stuffed, with—pills! It is said that the jail cooks were highly indignant when they heard of the incident. Every tobacconist sells Westminster REGENT CIGARETTES. Inhalers should try them. Smoke them and share in the Great Free Gift Scheme. Write for free gift catalogue to Regent, Box 331, Wellington. Fortyfree gifts. x “As Minister fbr Railways,” Mr Kerries told a Christchurch audience, “I cannot open a letter or telegram without -getting an indignant message from someone who has missed a train because he thinks the train has left before its time. Or someone lias lest his luggage, and he telegraphs instanter.: -‘My portmanteau lost. If you don’t' fWid it E will never vote for the party - again.,; ”

A Blenltelm mother says“My -i ‘■-bio boy'lifid a : fearful croup coug.i. Since I him Tpnking s Linseed Emulsion I. find he does not have that croupy? coTjigli. I have tried plenty of other" Remedies, but' 1 I did not find them much Croup has no terrors whorf Tonking’s Linseed Emuls:fm is ! 'administered. .Chemists and stores will supply you. Is 6d, 2s Gd. Is Gd. x Extract from Woodville Examiner: —One Saturday the town was full of territorials on their way hack from camp. A number rode from Oringi here, and as the(l did; not entrain till the' afternoon were putting in their time till then,, ■ One of our staff asked a knot of them: “Going home?” “Yes.’b “Sorry?” “Sorry—! Glad, you mean.” “Ah, mother makes the best puddings after all?” “Yes, she does,’* with emphasis.